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July 04 2010
H.P. Lovecraft’s Stellar Seafood Chowder [brain harvest]
A short short story in recipe form."Buy 1 Cthulu. When buying, check for green pulpy head, prodigious claws, rudimentary wings. Between 14 and 19 tentacles. Store in large cooler.
"2. Buy 1 six-pack of Samuel Adams Boston Lager. Remember: it’s your birthday. You’re a big boy now, H.P. And you can go by “Howard.” Go back inside the store and buy another six-pack. Place in cooler with Cthulu.
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